Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
