don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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