don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
God, I missed his penis.
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