You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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