it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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