is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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