idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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