have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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