Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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