Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I had to cum in my sink.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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