i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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