Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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