so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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