Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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