listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
tell me about the fingering
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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