He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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