I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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