i barfeds in our rink
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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