That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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