If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
