Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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