Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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