Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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