no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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