What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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