Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I currently don't understand fingers.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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