you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We're too hungover to prance.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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