What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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