I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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