I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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