"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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