Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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