So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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