Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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