So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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