Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
