we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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