I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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