i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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