Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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