only if we run a train.
done.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He passed out mid-signature
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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