Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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