When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We need to get me chipped asap
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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