Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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