i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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