Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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