I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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