Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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