did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
