So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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