i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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