remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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