Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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